"Hard Day's Night"
Story by: Jet Wolf and Ultrace
Written by: Ultrace
Premiering: Tuesday, 13 July 2004, 8pm EST
Rerun: Tuesday, 5 October 2004, 8pm EST
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Fade from black to a shot of Kennedy, performing a series of complex acrobatic maneuvers while she slaughters dozens of vampires, then fade to black.
Unknown Voice (V.O.): Slayers...
Fade from black to a shot of Faith, teeth gritted in a fearsome visage, swinging a battleaxe and killing scores of demons, then fade to black.
Unknown Voice (V.O.): Our enemies...
Fade from black to a shot of Buffy, dripping with weapons, Rambo-style. She simple stares, the promise of a violent death for all who oppose her, then fade to black.
Unknown Voice (V.O.): It's time we struck back!
Cut to a room full of demons of every size, shape, color and breed errupting into cheers. At the front of the room, wearing a big, proud, disconcertingly toothy grin, stands a well-dressed demon, soaking up the enthusiasm. Norg stands at his elbow, and the bigger demon looks down at him.
Norg: Nithely done, thir.
Cut to the Boss handing out papers and fliers to the gathered demons.
Boss: We’ve developed an incentive program...for each act of murder, chaos and destruction against the Slayers and their group, you earn points. If you save up, you could snag some sweet goods.
One demon leans over to his neighbor, looking at his pamphlet excitedly.
Demon: Ooh, clock radio!
Cut to Kennedy and Hazel sitting at a table, looking confused and disturbed at the papers in their hand.
Kennedy: "Check all that apply: bruise/stubbed toe, broken limb, organ damage, disembowelment, decapitation"?
Hazel: I’m guessing that one’s worth more than a stubbed toe.
Cut to Faith, bloody swords in each hand, looking confusedly around a business office.
Faith: Man, this is just messed up.
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